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"I’ll tell you what my mother told me, and these are words to live by; selfish people live longer." — Lydia, The Other Woman (2014)

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REBLOG if you are hella bored and wouldn’t mind some curious anons.

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kimbras:

imabitofabitch:

im at prismatic tour

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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itsmeaveryd:

lesbiansinwesteros:

deucalio:

I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery

a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves

Necessary

you dear sir, have changed my life

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